- diaper changer
- tear wiper
- baby snuggler
- owie healer
- breakfast/lunch/supper/snack provider
Just to name a few. I did not however expect a few of these. Actually they didn't even cross my mind as I was not a ~baby~ person before this. I did not stop to look at the cute baby or want to hold it. No thanks! I'll just drink my diet dew and maybe MAYBE pet it on the head. That seemed to be the least sticky, gooey place to touch.
I did not know that with motherhood comes:
- bogger picker
- spit up catcher/target
- singer (seriously... how can she enjoy my singing?! Ick!!)
Just to name a few. I love being a mom but sometimes I think... ick!