tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5176029350833815775.post1248995586590574018..comments2023-10-02T10:18:57.012-05:00Comments on Horses, Cats and Dogs...Oh my!!: Pregnancy weirdismsKellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16071021178236981355noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5176029350833815775.post-27095932237325664632008-11-21T13:57:00.000-06:002008-11-21T13:57:00.000-06:00Hilarious! I can’t wait!!Hilarious! I can’t wait!!Birdeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12587791461051428059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5176029350833815775.post-48651190551393087992008-11-21T09:17:00.000-06:002008-11-21T09:17:00.000-06:00Shut up Lee!! Just you wait!!!Shut up Lee!! Just you wait!!!Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16071021178236981355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5176029350833815775.post-32571228328182296202008-11-21T08:54:00.000-06:002008-11-21T08:54:00.000-06:00OOOh boy, where does one start with a post like th...OOOh boy, where does one start with a post like this?......Okey dokey I'm going to give it a go. <BR/><BR/>First i would like to say that I forgive you for this obviously unstable-hormonally driven-wildly irrational tirade that you have gone off on. No hard feelings there.<BR/><BR/>That said, why would a man be tired after your pregnancy...Hmm, lets take a look. After the initial "fun" time, he had to spend ten months as a...whats a nicer way to say indentured servant/man bitch/or just all out slave for the wife? Not sure...i digress.<BR/><BR/>During the pregnancy act itself the man has essentially been reduced to a wife/baby equipment caddie or you may say hospital sherpa. The amount of pain and emotional abuse he's been subjected to by this point has OBVIOUSLY broken his spirit. <BR/><BR/>Hence the wife is now free to call him every name in the book or maybe for kicks just a little physical abuse (see def for squirrel punch/rabbit punch). <BR/><BR/>I do concede that the act of preggers is one I personally would like to A: Not think about EVER EVER EVER and B: NOT THINK ABOUT EVER EVER EVER!!! C: Not ever have to do. <BR/><BR/>That said with the due respect being given to the fairer sex in this case I say give the man respect, he's been there for almost a year putting up with:<BR/>1. a five minute turnaround time on peeing, thank God you don't drink coffee<BR/>2. HUGE, HUGE, Emotional HUGE swings HUGE, and that was before you were preggers..now, ooooh, wow did it just get reeaaally cold in here?.....<BR/>3. 9 months of hypersensitive smell, nobody wants to be sniffed upon arrival at home(after putting food on the table and money in the bank)<BR/>4. Its just plain old degrading to make a man's dog smell like a sugar cookie, the other dogs laugh at him....they do i promise you that<BR/>5. Hormones, mood swings, weird eating habits, etc.<BR/><BR/>In conclusion, yes woman have the hard part but the man has to deal with the woman whos dealing with the hard part...you ask me.....that in itself makes me want to practice abstinence....wait, what the hell am i talking about, forget that last part.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Ah...PS I just saw this blog and don't know you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5176029350833815775.post-84106355352704018312008-11-21T08:50:00.001-06:002008-11-21T08:50:00.001-06:00OOOh boy, where does one start with a post like th...OOOh boy, where does one start with a post like this?......Okey dokey I'm going to give it a go. <BR/><BR/>First i would like to say that I forgive you for this obviously unstable-hormonally driven-wildly irrational tirade that you have gone off on. No hard feelings there.<BR/><BR/>That said, why would a man be tired after your pregnancy...Hmm, lets take a look. After the initial "fun" time, he had to spend ten months as a...whats a nicer way to say indentured servant/man bitch/or just all out slave for the wife? Not sure...i digress.<BR/><BR/>During the pregnancy act itself the man has essentially been reduced to a wife/baby equipment caddie or you may say hospital sherpa. The amount of pain and emotional abuse he's been subjected to by this point has OBVIOUSLY broken his spirit. <BR/><BR/>Hence the wife is now free to call him every name in the book or maybe for kicks just a little physical abuse (see def for squirrel punch/rabbit punch). <BR/><BR/>I do concede that the act of preggers is one I personally would like to A: Not think about EVER EVER EVER and B: NOT THINK ABOUT EVER EVER EVER!!! C: Not ever have to do. <BR/><BR/>That said with the due respect being given to the fairer sex in this case I say give the man respect, he's been there for almost a year putting up with:<BR/>1. a five minute turnaround time on peeing, thank God you don't drink coffee<BR/>2. HUGE, HUGE, Emotional HUGE swings HUGE, and that was before you were preggers..now, ooooh, wow did it just get reeaaally cold in here?.....<BR/>3. 9 months of hypersensitive smell, nobody wants to be sniffed upon arrival at home(after putting food on the table and money in the bank)<BR/>4. Its just plain old degrading to make a man's dog smell like a sugar cookie, the other dogs laugh at him....they do i promise you that<BR/>5. Hormones, mood swings, weird eating habits, etc.<BR/><BR/>In conclusion, yes woman have the hard part but the man has to deal with the woman whos dealing with the hard part...you ask me.....that in itself makes me want to practice abstinence....wait, what the hell am i talking about, forget that last part.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Ah...PS I just saw this blog and don't know you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5176029350833815775.post-83455450189530193702008-11-21T08:50:00.000-06:002008-11-21T08:50:00.000-06:00OOOh boy, where does one start with a post like th...OOOh boy, where does one start with a post like this?......Okey dokey I'm going to give it a go. <BR/><BR/>First i would like to say that I forgive you for this obviously unstable-hormonally driven-wildly irrational tirade that you have gone off on. No hard feelings there.<BR/><BR/>That said, why would a man be tired after your pregnancy...Hmm, lets take a look. After the initial "fun" time, he had to spend ten months as a...whats a nicer way to say indentured servant/man bitch/or just all out slave for the wife? Not sure...i digress.<BR/><BR/>During the pregnancy act itself the man has essentially been reduced to a wife/baby equipment caddie or you may say hospital sherpa. The amount of pain and emotional abuse he's been subjected to by this point has OBVIOUSLY broken his spirit. <BR/><BR/>Hence the wife is now free to call him every name in the book or maybe for kicks just a little physical abuse (see def for squirrel punch/rabbit punch). <BR/><BR/>I do concede that the act of preggers is one I personally would like to A: Not think about EVER EVER EVER and B: NOT THINK ABOUT EVER EVER EVER!!! C: Not ever have to do. <BR/><BR/>That said with the due respect being given to the fairer sex in this case I say give the man respect, he's been there for almost a year putting up with:<BR/>1. a five minute turnaround time on peeing, thank God you don't drink coffee<BR/>2. HUGE, HUGE, Emotional HUGE swings HUGE, and that was before you were preggers..now, ooooh, wow did it just get reeaaally cold in here?.....<BR/>3. 9 months of hypersensitive smell, nobody wants to be sniffed upon arrival at home(after putting food on the table and money in the bank)<BR/>4. Its just plain old degrading to make a man's dog smell like a sugar cookie, the other dogs laugh at him....they do i promise you that<BR/>5. Hormones, mood swings, weird eating habits, etc.<BR/><BR/>In conclusion, yes woman have the hard part but the man has to deal with the woman whos dealing with the hard part...you ask me.....that in itself makes me want to practice abstinence....wait, what the hell am i talking about, forget that last part.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Ah...PS I just saw this blog and don't know you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com